Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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i hate non minorities!

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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