Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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