- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

penis. nuff said.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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