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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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