What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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www.xnxx.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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