- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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