- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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