- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

the economy.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Who wants water? I do.

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