- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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