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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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