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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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