- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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