A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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