Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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