- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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