A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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There's my tractor.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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