Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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