Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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