What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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penis in the camel

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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