- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

one of the idiot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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