- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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