Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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