- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Whats funny? Your face.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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