- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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