A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

women's rights.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

12/23/2012

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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