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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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