- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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