A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

drugs.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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