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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Potassium? K.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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