What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

one stop shop

A guy walks into a bar

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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