Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why are balck people black because they are

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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