how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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