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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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