- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Of course, first door on your left

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

No soup for you!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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