- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

womens rights

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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