What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

someone called someone else a frog

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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