Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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no rasist joks

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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andrew wagner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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black people swimming

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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