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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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