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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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