Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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