Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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