- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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