A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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