Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Ron Paul for President!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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ur gey

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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nice tits.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

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