- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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