What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

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