What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Abortion

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Click here for free sandwich.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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