A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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