Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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