what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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