Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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