- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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