Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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