- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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