- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

knock knock come in !

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

hashtags suck balls

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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