What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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