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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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