- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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