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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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