how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Anti Joke

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