"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why? Why not?

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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