Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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