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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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