- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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