- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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