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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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