what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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