- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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