Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

hello anomonous

What's big and messy? A big mess

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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