Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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