What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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