- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

No it doesnt..

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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