what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's brown an sticky Shit

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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