- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

i'm hard

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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