- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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