- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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