- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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