- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Neither have I

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Women's rights.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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