- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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