- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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