- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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