- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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