Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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