- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Obama = ebola

womens rights

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Once upon a time, The end.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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