Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Refridgerator.

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12 in general

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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