Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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