- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Jebron Lames.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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