You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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