- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Potassium? K.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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