- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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