Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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