- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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