- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Phew... it's gone.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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