- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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