- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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