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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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