- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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