How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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