- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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