How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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