A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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