- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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