Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

say it ten times fast: oh

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Feminism.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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