- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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