Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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richard is fag

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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