- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Flowers are colors Love me

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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