what is big and white? Your Mom

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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