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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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