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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

you will like this because i am black.

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