- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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