what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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A women in the kitchen.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Me

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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