- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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