- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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