An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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