- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

penis. nuff said.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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