- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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