- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

human centipede

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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