whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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