- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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