- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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