A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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LET

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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