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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A pope meets another one

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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