- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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