- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

like most people my age. im 27

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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