- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than this That :(

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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