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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A man died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why so serious ?

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