- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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