- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Gay rights.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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