Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Death by kayak

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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