How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

irish man drinking john smiths

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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