- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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